itsandiswonderland:

not-burnie:

Apparently my little brother was watching porn on my older brother’s Netflix account so he wouldn’t get caught but plot twist my older brother was doing the same thing with my younger brother’s account and now they’re both grounded and I’m the only one allowed on Netflix

image

Theres porn on Netflix… wut

clelta:

We were talking about Shakespeare in English class and the tradition of throwing tomatoes when the actors are bad. Well it turns out, back then people thought tomatoes were poisonous, and so people would aim at the actors mouth and try to kILL THEM WHEN THEY WERE BAD AT ACTING OMG

weepingangelcas:


"Call it Cap."

"Barton, I need you on top of that building. Round up and shoot down all the strays you see. Iron Man, cover the skies. Don’t let anything break that perimeter. Agent Romanoff and I will cover the ground and get these civilians out. Hulk, Smash."
Zoom Info
weepingangelcas:


"Call it Cap."

"Barton, I need you on top of that building. Round up and shoot down all the strays you see. Iron Man, cover the skies. Don’t let anything break that perimeter. Agent Romanoff and I will cover the ground and get these civilians out. Hulk, Smash."
Zoom Info

weepingangelcas:

"Call it Cap."

"Barton, I need you on top of that building. Round up and shoot down all the strays you see. Iron Man, cover the skies. Don’t let anything break that perimeter. Agent Romanoff and I will cover the ground and get these civilians out. Hulk, Smash."

guy:

omg ok so i was at my locker and i overheard a guy talking about how some other guy kept making eye contact with him and the guy was like “i think he’s gay, that’s so fuckin weird” and a girl who was getting her stuff beside the guy was like “yea that’s very weird considering you’re ugly as fuck” and she walked away like a bad bitch and everyone’s hands went over their mouths and it was the greatest experience ever

om1tted:

more-scars-than-skin:

its weird society sees people with tattoos and modifications as being unclean and poor when in reality its so expensive to get those things in the first place and the aftercare is strenuous and daily and in reality modified people are probably the most hygienic and well off people you’ll meet

amen.